There are so many attractive men that come into my coffee shop and i’m all like: “gotta keep the players happy. Flirt a little wink a little.”
i wish people had crushes on me
"Won’t be funny when my hurricane tongue is licking you dry from the back to the front until your toes curl!" - a 40 yr old bouncer sexting my 22 yr old friend
I wish america was wealthy enough to build a railroad system all across the country like Europe.